The date has been set and we'd love you to come,
To our wedding in Minnesota, a long way for some,
All you must do, is decide what to wear,
Then polish your jewellery and comb up your hair.
Don't worry about gifts, don't buy us a yacht,
The things that we need, we've already got.
From blankets to toasters to holiday plates,
Pots, pans, and rugs, even three pairs of skates.
Don't go out shopping or get yourself stressed,
Don't alter your plans for a pre wedding rest.
If you want to be generous, despite what we've said,
Then save all the hassle and do this instead...
Don't know how to word this but will give it our best shot...
Contributions are most welcome, we'll go somewhere hot!
A honeymoon would be marvellous, to start off our life,
In our long winding journey, as new husband and wife!
